you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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