I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
