Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We got so high we made milksteak
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
