she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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