Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Do vagina's smell?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
MIDGETS
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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