Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I bet he comes in French.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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