garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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