So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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