I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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