Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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