is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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