Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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