He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
She said her name was "party"
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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