please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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