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you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.

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Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.

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(563): View more from Iowa

I almost tased myself

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I dont think you should own that device.

(563): View more from Iowa

It's an awesome device. I love this device.

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i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on

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good night

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