Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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