Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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