All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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