That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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