I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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