Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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