How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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