I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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