Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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