What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
