If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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