Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(301): View more from Maryland

is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

She announced her abortion via fbk

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(917): View more from New York City

so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center

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you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth

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(619): View more from California

There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.

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(516): View more from New York

i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone

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(310): View more from California

If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is

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(330): View more from Ohio

sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.

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(917): View more from New York City

don't judge my taste in strippers

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(941): View more from Florida

He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...

(1-941): View more from Florida

This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.

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