yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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