I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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