last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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