we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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