I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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I need you to use more vowels.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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