Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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