I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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