I must be too annoying 4 u.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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