is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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