The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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