god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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