Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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