yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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