what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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