I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I want to fling myself into the sun
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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