i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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