I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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