i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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