I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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