so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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