I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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