I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
