We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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