OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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