so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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