Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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