You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
why is half of my head shaved?
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