My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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