your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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