Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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